Oh my God, fuck you SO much. (Update: XXXXX) (update 12:12: I think we're at ten)

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats) 07/19/2017 at 23:14 • Filed to: None

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Update: Midnight. We’re at five dead. Let’s go. BAM. Six as I was about to post.

I’m pretty hippie-dippy, and I don’t take pleasure in killing anything. But this? Fuck this. I draw the line at landing on me. Fuck you so hard. You’re dead, fuckers. Wait until I have the chance to buy some hair spray. I will burn my house down just to revel in your blood, you mother fuckers. You’re done you little shits. I bet you thought I was kidding. I’m not kidding. Fuck you.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/19/2017 at 23:16

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This is your tomorrow, you bitch . Shit got real. I’ve had 38 years of Alien fandom. You. Are. Fucked. Let’s go.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/19/2017 at 23:17

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Want to kill bugs faster? I’ll give you my old watercooled AMD box - all you have to do is fire up Garry’s mod .

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 07/19/2017 at 23:21

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For those who are curious as to what happened to the poor Phenom II machine: Let’s just say that I’ve relied on the cryptocurrency craze too much, and it finally gave me the “burning” middle finger once I decided to give it a break on G-Mod.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/19/2017 at 23:23

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Fuck you. I’m starting a trophy case. Come at me.

Aremmes > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/19/2017 at 23:28

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Hah, I’ve seen a bunch of those little fagholes around lately too, although mostly just laying on the ground semi-dead and within easy reach of my boots. I don’t remember seeing large numbers of this particular species around here before, though, so I think birds will have a bumper season this year.

garagemonkee > Aremmes 07/19/2017 at 23:31

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I’m not exactly sure where you are, but I mentioned bugs to my ATT installer today in Ohio, and he said it didn’t really freeze this winter, so the bugs are off the charts cause they didn’t lose many over the winter. Joy.

garagemonkee > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/19/2017 at 23:32

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Isn’t that an entirely harmless Junebug?

I’ve had a few crawling around my place, but I also sprayed the perimeter so they make it about 2-3 feet before they keel over dead.

I’m so new to all these new kinds of bugs here in Ohio. I saw fireflies for the first time ever last night. It was amazing. I’m a grown-ass man and I felt like a child.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Aremmes 07/19/2017 at 23:33

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This is the first year I’ve had to deal with. Usually it’s Asian stink bugs and spiders laying traps for me. Neither of those actively land on me and follow me in the house like these pricks.

Honeybunchesofgoats > garagemonkee 07/19/2017 at 23:37

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Yes, but no, but yes. They’re harmless, but THEY LAND ON ME.

I draw the line at going indoors and feeling them crawling on my neck. They’ve signed their death warrant.

Aremmes > garagemonkee 07/19/2017 at 23:39

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This makes sense: the mild winter allowed them to both keep their numbers up and migrate north when previously they’ve been limited to lower latitudes.

garagemonkee > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/19/2017 at 23:39

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I don’t disagree. I’ve been spraying the inside and outside my new home. Nothing gives me the heebie jeebies faster than feeling something touch my leg.

garagemonkee > Aremmes 07/19/2017 at 23:42

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Yeah, and climate change isn’t helping that, too. I was reading about tick migrations. Ohio used to not have any tick populations, but have seen numbers increase in the last 10 years. Ticks that used to only be found in Texas have migrated up to Indiana.

Aremmes > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/19/2017 at 23:44

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Be thankful that you don’t have to deal with the beetles in Florida and the Caribbean. Those are double the size with half of the flight control capability, and seem to navigate mainly by touch.

Honeybunchesofgoats > garagemonkee 07/19/2017 at 23:50

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The worst part, at least for me, is that I become hyper-aware of every stimuli for the next hour.

garagemonkee > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/19/2017 at 23:51

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Every little move of a leg or arm hair, ever movement out of the corner of your eye that you think you saw.

Yeah. Exactly.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Aremmes 07/19/2017 at 23:51

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I’ve been told about them. Fuck that shit. I’d nuke it from orbit the first time I encountered that.

Chariotoflove > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/19/2017 at 23:54

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I fear for your remaining hold on sanity if you ever have a spider lower itself on to your head like I had once. It was just lying in wait in a door frame. My parents’ house is still standing, so I think I handled it pretty well.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Chariotoflove 07/19/2017 at 23:57

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Oh man. Monday I was checking the air pressure in my tires and stood up into a spider’s web. I’m not ashamed to say that I FREAKED. THE. FUCK. OUT. I saw the spider on my shirt and proceeded to tear off my shirt and jacket and then shake them and then change clothes.

Nick Has an Exocet > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/20/2017 at 00:01

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My Miata sat for far longer outside than the lady who sold it to me admitted. I swear, she must have parked it on top of a Spider Six Flags. I think the spiders inside are actually contributing the curb weight.

Chariotoflove > garagemonkee 07/20/2017 at 00:01

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Fireflies do that, and I’m used to them.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Nick Has an Exocet 07/20/2017 at 00:03

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Oh god. My proudest driving moment was killing a spider on me, realizing it was a spider, and not choosing to drive head on into a tree.

Chariotoflove > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/20/2017 at 00:07

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Sounds appropriate. Spiders are my nemesis. I went into my back yard a few years ago, and found one the size of—I am not kidding, so don’t roll your eyes—a fucking golf ball. He had spread a web from the fence to my oak tree over a distance of (again, not kidding) about 10 feet. Parents should be sending me tribute to this day in thanks that their children are safe from that bastard.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Chariotoflove 07/20/2017 at 00:12

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People like to say that spiders aren’t terrible and don’t care about humans, but for bugs that don’t care about humans, they sure make a lot of webs at people height.

Chariotoflove > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/20/2017 at 00:14

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Exactly. Why won’t anyone else listen to me?!

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/20/2017 at 00:16

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You need a friendly spider to help you with that...

My pleasure...

Honeybunchesofgoats > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 07/20/2017 at 00:18

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I’m currently at, I think, 12. So I’m good.

Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/20/2017 at 00:36

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June bugs in July... what voodoo is this?

Honeybunchesofgoats > Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped 07/20/2017 at 00:42

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IKR? No one told them.

Nick Has an Exocet > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/20/2017 at 00:43

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When I was 17, I drove through a swarm of bees with the windows down and crashed head on into a curb. Popped both front tires. I get it. Lol

Honeybunchesofgoats > Nick Has an Exocet 07/20/2017 at 00:44

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I would have done the same.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/20/2017 at 05:54

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I murdered six houseflies in my living room yesterday. I let a further three out a window. Not sure what the shit is going on with flies in my house, but I’ve become a fly killing machine.

user314 > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/20/2017 at 11:30

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Meanwhile, in Filthadelphia :

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Andthatisnolie > Honeybunchesofgoats 01/24/2018 at 09:09

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Fuck you God, and burn in hell with Satan.